Alternate Title: Army of the Idiots
Run Time: 2h 28min
Plot: American citizens dearly pay for yet another disaster caused by their government and military. And their corporations try to make quick money out of the situation by exploiting the poor and the minorities.
Tl;dr Review: I’ve seen my share of stupid movies. But this one most probably had the biggest budget. That’s all.
When to Watch: At night, preferably after midnight.
With Whom to Watch: You have to watch it with others. DON’T try to watch it alone, you’ll die of boredom!
Full Review: Summer has come and so…
Alternate Title: My Dysfunctional Family (We got powers though!)
Run Time: 8 episodes, roughly 7 hours
Plot: Knock off justice league with severely mentally ill superheroes goes on unwarranted public property destruction in the name of justice and freedom.
Tl;dr Review: As bad as the casting and the costumes looks.
When to Watch: Preferably never.
With Whom to Watch: Alone. Don’t annoy other people.
Full Review: Remember the old superhero movies from the 80’s, 90’s, and early 00's? Well this is that just in a series format. I had some time during the weekend and was looking for something to…
Alternate Title: How Bonnie and Clyde Died
Run Time: 2h 13min
Plot: Two old and poor men, who were chewed up by the American political system, go on a hunt to kill Bonnie and Clyde, who were chewed up by the American justice system.
Tl;dr Review: It’s a slow burner. Don’t expect a lot of action or a lot of drama.
When to Watch: Preferably in the afternoon. Better when you had a long day and just want to watch something that doesn’t require much attention.
With Whom to Watch: It’s a movie to watch alone. It’s family friendly, but…
Alternate Title: Dead Spider
Run Time: 2h 08min
Plot: The story about how the Russian government steals orphaned kids and sterilizes them to make emotionally unstable serial stabbers.
Tl;dr Review: It’s a Marvel movie. No matter what I say, you’re gonna watch it anyway……
When to Watch: Watch it in the evening, start just before sunset.
With Whom to Watch: It can be a good movie date if your SO is a Marvel fan too. Otherwise watch it alone.
Full Review: When I heard this movie got leaked, I didn’t want to watch it. …
Alternate Title: Misleading Title
Run Time: 2h 13min
Plot: It’s a collection of 6 fascinating short stories from the wild west era of America.
Tl;dr Review: It’s going to capture your attention from the very beginning, making you want to see what’s going to happen next.
When to Watch: It’s a good movie to watch in the morning during the weekend. Otherwise watch it at night.
With Whom to Watch: It’s a great movie for dates! Also you can watch it with friends or siblings. It’s better when you watch it with someone.
Full Review: I had high hopes for…
Alternate Title: Princess Peach and Mario!
Run Time: 1h 52min
Plot: A homesick girl can’t decide whether to stay in the US or to go back to her home.
Tl;dr Review: It’s a nice little watch. The story is simple and yet it can keep you interested.
When to Watch: In the afternoon.
With Whom to Watch: It’s a family friendly movie. Watch it with your siblings, or your friends; parents even. Though I wouldn’t recommend it for a movie date. Seriously, I mean it; don’t watch it on a date.
Full Review: On paper this movie doesn’t really have…
Alternate Title: Michael Bay’s Wet Dream
Run Time: 1h 40min
Plot: Mila Jovovich got tired of fighting zombies, so she decided to fight some big-a** monsters!
Tl;dr Review: The movie knows you wanna see monster fights, and it delivers it quite well, to my surprise to be honest! Just don’t expect any story.
When to Watch: In the evening, or at night.
With Whom to Watch: Don’t watch it alone. Watch it with friends, or family members. Depending on the person you’re dating, it can work as a date movie too!
Full Review: Have you watched Transformers and felt like…
Alternate Title: The Mandalorian: Wild West
Run Time: 2h
Plot: An old man who goes from town to town reading newspapers to the people as a profession, finds a young girl, lost in the forest. With no one willing to take her responsibility, he decides to take her to her home.
Tl;dr Review: I wish I had watched it sooner.
When to Watch: In the afternoon, right after lunch.
With Whom to Watch: It’s a really good family movie. I’d actually encourage you to watch it with others.
Full Review: You and I, we’ve both watched out fair share of…
Alternate Title: Love Actually Part 2
Run Time: 2h 30min
Plot: A touching story about a girl finding her long lost love one day! But fate decides to play a cruel game with the star crossed lovers. Can she hold on to him this time? Will the universe allow the couple to be finally together? Only Pedro Pascal will tell.
Tl;dr Review: It’s a surprise romantic movie from DC at this time of the year! Make no mistake, it’s one of those movies that will surely go down in history as a classic romantic movie. But I’d have expected them…
Alternate Title: An Effective Government Employee(!)
Run Time: 1h 38min
Plot: A young postman needs to prove to his father that he can do his job. Otherwise he’d be disinherited. So, obviously he goes on to invent the beloved Christmas tradition — giving gifts.
Tl;dr Review: Not just one of the most beautiful animated movies, one of the best movies ever. Period.
When to Watch: After midnight, on a cold winter’s night.
With Whom to Watch: Alone. Or with your SO. Even though it’s a family movie, I’d really urge you to not to watch it with too many people.